PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a